Times I Have Been Pooped On By Birds

1. All over my back from a pigeon in the flock I was feeding a hot dog bun to. Should have learned my lesson then.

2. Double duty in a flock of seagulls on the beach in Florida.

3. Feeding a pigeon in LA. Never again will I feed a pigeon.

4. Some stupid bird at the Notre Dame Cathedral.

5. Pigeon in New York City. Discovered that I didn't have to be feeding the damn things, they'd still poop on me.

6. My shirt was pooped on while hanging out to dry (I guess this only counts for half, but there was the episode when I was hit twice by those gulls).

7. By some squawking bird roosting on a tree in Mexico.

8. Pigeon in Spain. By this point, I have become paranoid of all pigeons, who I am sure have a secret international society that scouts me out for target practice. Convinced that when they are cooing and fluffing up their feathers that they are preparing to drop a fat one on me.

9. Walking with my college roommate, swinging my arms. I swung my arm forward and the bird poop splattered onto my moving hand.

And last but not least......

10. Through the sunroof of a moving vehicle. Am I lucky or what?!