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Monday, September 16, 2013

Study Time!

Sally wants me to fail my Patho exam tomorrow, as evidenced by:


What, you wanted to use the desk to write?
Jungle Gym!


You are no longer allowed to use this arm.
Haha! You can't see 'cause my anus is in the way!

Yeeeeeeesss.....fascinating....

I know! The answer is that one!


Thursday, September 5, 2013

Let's Play a Game: Level 3

Which quotes are from patients, and which are from staff? Take a guess!

"I would love if that camel worked here!"

"Does cherry pie have calories?"

"He looks like he's pregnant with a turtle."

"No, I know they used to have tan M&Ms because I remember thinking to myself, 'that looks like a horse.'"

"Maybe you would sleep better if you wasn't such a whore!"