Life Lesson

1. Just because flour and milk looks like pancake batter, doesn't mean it is.....

2. On a related note, label your storage containers.

How To Dry A Swimsuit

It was very humid on my vacation in Punta Cana, so I came up with this brilliant technique for squeezing as much water out of my swimsuit as possible before hanging it up to dry/become less moist:

Wrap it in a towel and stand on it.

Monica walked out of the bathroom while to find me like this. She was like, "What the hell are you doing?"

Name Confusion

I used to think that JC Penny and Jenny Craig were one and the same.

You know, the commercial jingle "1-800-94-Jenny!"

I just kind of deleted the C and the P.

You are feeling veeery sleeepy...

Today we did Mother's Day at my Grandma's retirement home. I don't know what they spray into the air there...some kind of aerosolized sedative. As soon as I walk in, all I want to do is sleep. Swear to God, it has nothing to do with eating large amounts of food...

I need to get a hold of some of this stuff for my unit.