Tonight I have established these Pros and Cons of drunken cleaning:
Pro: I feel like more or less everything is fun, including cleaning.
Con: I get distracted by things like watching pretty much every existing interview with Rebel Wilson on YouTube.
Pro: I totally rock out and sing in the shower.
Con: My neighbors' ears are bleeding. But screw them, they threw all their junk and barfed in my back yard.
Pro: 26 degrees doesn't feel cold when you take the trash out,
Con: I almost fell on my ass taking the trash out.
Pro: I failed at falling.
Pro: All of my laundry (minus three items) has either been put away or is currently in the dryer.
Con: Matching socks becomes more difficult. New Year's Resolution: Only ever buy one brand of socks, so they always match.
Pro: I'll be like, "There are approximately 4mL of cleaner left in this bottle. What shit can I clean with this?!
Con: I'll be like, "Awww, there are only 4mL of wine left in this bottle. Sad."
