There's No Way I'm Not Related to the Absentminded Professor

Let's play find my wallet!

Purse? Nope.
Work bag? Uh-uh.
Gym bag? Double check with all those compartments and no.

Hmmm...

Coat pocket? Counter top? No...and no.

Let's think about this logically...

Refrigerator! Yup, yup...there it is!