Summer Clothing

Yesterday was my day off, and it was very productive. I made a stop in at Target (always dangerous, as there are too many good things to buy). There were a couple of cute, summery shirts that I decided to try on.

The first one took me several minutes to figure out. I tried to slip it over my head and it wouldn't fit over my shoulders. I thought "maybe it has a drawstring under the bust." It was cinched, but no drawstring to loosen. I held it up to my body. Looked like my size, it should fit over my shoulders.

Tried again to pull it over my head and was no more successful than the first time. I thought "Well, I haven't much booty, so I'll pull it up instead." This is when I realized that it was not a shirt. No, It was a romper.

"Well, that's a crock," I thought before I moved on to the next one. It went over my head this time, but I quickly realized that it was another romper with flowier leg holes that I was able to squeeze through.

I couldn't resist the temptation to see how ridiculous it looked. Of course, it gave me a monster wedgie (probably because I was expecting it to only have to cover my torso and not also my tushie).

Here it is in all its glory:

It looks like an ice-skating dress?