Congratulations!

I have a cat named Sally. When I was little, my plan was to have at least 10 children, all of whom would be named Sally. I am now fairly certain that I will not allow that many babies to spring out of my uterus, unless my recent dream comes true.
 

I was pregnant, and I was having an ultrasound.

The ultrasound tech said, "Ooooh! Congratulations on your babies!"

"Babies? Am I having more than one?"

"Why, yes! You will soon be the proud mother of 21 kittens.You must be so happy!"

"Kittens?! That's impossible."

"Yes, kittens," the tech said in a patronizing tone. "You can see them right here on the monitor."

I started to feel all the kittens squirming and kicking. Naturally, I was flipping out. "Okay, but I don't understand how I got pregnant with kittens. How did they get there?"

(Angrily) "Well, if you can't see this miracle as a blessing, I think we're done here."


I hope this isn't foreshadowing my becoming an old cat lady....