Destruction Chicken

When I was in 4th to 5th grade, I started writing all these dark stories about death and doom. My parents actually asked one of their friends, who was a teacher, "Do you think she's....okay?" They were assured that it was "totally normal."

Here is a fourth grade Lauren Original News Report:

Destruction Chicken

There is a giant chicken on the loose.  5 people have reported seeing it in their apartment buildings.  I interveiwd Mrs. Boloroni.

"At 3:00 Monday morning I heard a noise," exclaimed Mrs. Boloroni, "I ran to see what it was and there was a 10 foot chicken outside my door.  It pluked out some of my hair!"

"Was there anyone who saw it other than you," I questioned her.

"There must have been.  I heard screames and yelles!" explained Mrs. Boloroni

There have been reports of dead dogs and cats.  So beware and keep all pets and children inside!

And that is the story for tonight.