The Latest Craze

My friends and I were talking about the new craze amongst high school and college kids: alcohol enemas. Seriously, just take a couple shots, you'll get drunk fast enough. And it won't leak out later.

We were talking about which kinds of alcohol to use to minimize stainage. Someone mentioned gin, and I decided, maybe I understand these kids a little bit after all.
  

I would rather put gin in my asshole than in my mouth because it tastes like pine trees.