Flight Safety

It's so great that the Flight Safety Manuals on airplanes have such descriptive pictures to explain everything you need to know in case of an emergency, no matter what language you speak. No one could possibly interpret these pictures incorrectly.

For example:

Pregnant women may remove their wombs to use as a pillow.

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Warning: LSD may cause hallucinations and strange dreams, even in infants.

Use your laser vision to start fires and tear through metal!

Protect your baby from the drug-crazed toddler next to you. Addicted children are unpredictable and potentially dangerous.