This Could Only Mean One Thing...

My Interpretation of Signs from Down Under

Please keep your seat belt fastened low and tight while you admire your junk.

If you hug a child too hard, he'll feel you up.

Well, somebody doesn't like Sigourney Weaver.

Strap-on Babies!

NO Dancing       NO McDonalds       NO Praying on Hotdogs

 

 

 

 

Be sure to walk the trail next to a tour buddy who is significantly shorter/taller than you.

WARNING!!! Cats and Dogs do NOT get along!!!