Scamps

One year, there was a toy that I really really wanted for Christmas. Actually, that was every year.

But that year, it was a toy puppy. He had a slit in his stomach that you could use to attach him to his "leash." It was like a push toy, and it it would bark when you took the dog for a walk.

We have the video of me finding this gift under the tree. I'm hugging the dog and dancing around as I say, "At last! Santa gave me Scamps!"

It sounds like slang for some new STD.