"You like my hair? Gracias, amiga! I put my panties on my head. You see? I wash them in the sink, and then I put them on my head."
"I feel much happier now. Maybe I can go get some pizza when I go home. I need new socks."
"Can I please have a medium-long banana?"
"I ain't no infidant!"
From a patient who was trying to find her social worker, "Hey, Christine. Are you Liz?"
"You're all a bunch %^@*@!# of Nazi Jews!"
From a patient who was planning to lead a Bible study in the day room, when provided The Book:
"Oh, thank God! I'm gonna Bible the whore out of that bitch!"
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