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When I was about 7 years old, my grandparents came to our house to take care of us for a week while our parents went scuba diving.

Grandpa Buddy liked to take daily walks, and he asked me to join him one evening after dinner.

All I was wearing was a t-shirt. But I was NOT going to put my pants back on. They were UNCOMFORTABLE.

Of course I wasn't going to walk around the neighborhood in just my underwear. But I really wanted to take a walk with Grampy.

So I put a pair of pale pink tights on.

Tights are kind of sheer, and my underwear were still visible. So I pulled out another pair of pink tights and pulled them on as well. And another pair. And another. And when I ran out of pink tights, I moved on to the white pairs and purple pair.

Until I had adorned probably every pair of tights I owned, and I couldn't see through to my underwear anymore.

Clearly, this was way more comfortable than pants.