I'm really good at mishearing things. When my sisters and I get together, it gets ridiculous. Here are some examples:
"I had too much sugar, and it's hurting my tampon."
"I had too much sugar, and it's hurting my stomach."
"Lord's glittery."
"The floor is glittery."
"I'll get you a gyrating chicken."
"I'll get you some Thai basil chicken."
"He could be a walking Al Pacino, and I wouldn't trust him not to cheat on me."
"He could be the most wonderful person..."
"They have ponchos for daisies."
"They have punches for daisies." (Like a hole-punch, but daisy-shaped...for crafty crap)
"Hello, wheat-stealer!"
"Hello, my teenager!"
"My greatest regret from grade school is that I did not learn to ride a jackal"
"....learn to juggle."
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