Let's Play a Game!

Okay! Here's the challenge: guess which quotes are from patients, and which are from staff.

"Do giraffes make you nervous? I mean, they run, like, a thousand miles an hour!"

"I'm a sandwich!"

"There was a pool of blood, deep enough for a three year old to swim in it!"

"I love my dog's ears. When he dies, I'm going to cut them off and carry them around with me."

"You're pregnant, hon. You can see it in your face, you've got the butterfly pattern."

"If I'm in a room full of men, I can't even tell which are the hot ones anymore."