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Thursday, July 7, 2011

Reunion 2011: Rest Stop

My awkward sitting posture on public toilets has caused me problems yet again. But this time it wasn't the automatic flushing (see Potty Predicament).

I've become pretty proficient at doing the one-handed toilet paper tear (since I have to sit on the other hand).

But not when the front of the toilet paper roll dispenser is missing.

I ended up flinging the foot-wide roll off of its inch-long peg, and it went tumbling across the floor.

I did a couple of quick (one-handed) yanks, which only served to unravel the roll even more. There was toilet paper pretty much all over the restroom.

Finally, I managed to tear the paper. That stuff was sturdy!

You will be relieved to know that I held back my laughter until exiting the restroom. Because, seriously, chuckles from inside a bathroom stall are a little creepy.

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