I'm Sick!

When I was in grade school, I sometimes played sick (gasp!).

I had to make it look real, though.

One time I prepared a "vomit" concoction of lotion, milk, and saltines to pour in the toilet.

Smelled a little like freesia, but it got the job done.

Makeout Tip #1

"Never French kiss someone. Seriously. Tongues taste weird."

(From my little sister when she was 12.)