Lunch Conversation

Here are some tidbits from lunch with my coworkers. This is why I love them.

"Hot dogs give you headaches."

"I get sushi waaay too much. If I start having memory problems, just tell me to stop eating sushi, because I probably have mercury poisoning."

"Onions are so sneaky."

"Pimps do have problems with consistency."

"Can we start a fire in the office, and roast those s'mores that Jackie brought?"

Business Plan

Someday I'm going to open a restaurant called "The Grilled Cheese Palace" that will feature pretty much every option of grilled cheese sandwiches you can think of. And some you've probably never considered.

Like grilled cheese and peanut butter. Has to be American cheese. Don't you dare try it with cheddar.

Also, if the temperature exceeds 90 degrees, patrons will get a complimentary scoop of ice cream that day.